Horrible Advice Blog

 

Advice based on common sense, not conventional ideologies.

 We have chosen to fight with vigor, laughter, tears, and hysteria. We are not professional attorneys, counselors, life coaches, and likely shouldn’t be called professionals at all. But we are real in every sense of the word. Take our lessons, and our opinons, and do what you will. All we ask is that you keep your eyes, heart, and minds open to the words gifted in ernest, and not the “social rules” whispered. Our advice is not horrible becuase it is defamed or wrong, it’s horrible becuase society insists upon conformity and sheep like behavior.

Recent Blogs

Utah Left Hand Loafers

This might be a played out topic. Or an issue that some just don’t really care about, but I have a strong urge in my body to express my utter disgust for this cancer we have in our society. People who drive under the speed limit in the left lanes need to re-evaluate...

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Guess who shares in the blame? …

Starting with Russia & North Korea....Before we comment on the demented protests & terrorist attack from yesterday in the last section below, where we do place some blame where it belongs, we'll first start with an update on the Russian scandal.  I've always...

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The Millennial Disease

There is a disease that is spreading throughout the 20-something population.  It affects every waking moment of their lives, harms their relationships, and is very difficult to diagnose. Maybe you know a loved one suffering from it already, or maybe you’re suffering...

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Guide to Parenting

An Incomplete Guide to Parenting (Or All Natural Birth Control) (Part 1)   So you and your lover have decided to be parents? Congratulations, and welcome to the dark side. There are a thousand places online that you can read about the joys of parenthood and how...

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People Worth Knowing

Wendy Godfrey

Wendy Godfrey

Marriage Counselor

Wendy may single handedly be one of the most authentically beautiful people we have ever encountered in our travels. Her heart is made of pure gold, and backed by a stellar education, she has found a way to entertwine psychology, faith, and love into an art form while working with her team of counselors to salvage the institution of marriage. Her work is commendable, explemprary, and stunning. The success rate of her marriage retreat exceeds 90%, and with just cause. She doesn’t walk the lines of “salvation or miracles” but rather teaches the process of hard work, determination, conviction, and dedication while helping reconstruct the pillars of a successful marriage. Every conversation I’ve had with the woman has made me a better human. Her story is one of triumph and fortitude, and I’ve been blessed with her presence, time and time again.

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Susan Mary Malone

Susan Mary Malone

Developmental Editor

“We are taken by lots of ideas, but it’s the one that keeps coming up that pushes us onward, the one we pursue in earnest.”

Susan Mary Malone is a developmental editor, who has dedicated her carreer to ensuring people such as myself take a hard look at the work we’ve done, with constructive criticism in order to develop our voice in a way that can actually be heard. Her countenence is that of a strict leader, one you seek to never disappoint or let down, but her strategy is that of an educator……guidance offered through education and communication. As a developmental editor, Miss Susan Mary Malone has managed to erect the beautiful thoughts, words, and voices of many authors in a way that is both clear and consumable by the masses. Her technique far surpasses that of a copy-editor and delves into the interlaces of a work, leaving in her wake, a polished work of art. She is a beautiful person, a strong woman, an entrepreneur, and a solo artist….a master of her craft.

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Quotes To Live By

Give what they would take from you, then every thef’s a gift.

Hold too tightly to what’s in your hands or in your chest, and the future- it won’t open.

Palm readers can’t work fists.

-Doomtree, Little Mercy

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.

-Hemmingway

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.

-Socrates

Permanence, perseverance, and persistence in spite of all obstacles, discouragements, and impossibilities; It is this, that in all things distinguishes the strong soul from the weak.

-Thomas Carlyle

Find your Voice

Do you have some valuable advice to contribute? Or simply an opinion you think the world needs to hear? Get it touch, we’d love to hear what you have to say?

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