Horrible Advice Blog


Advice based on common sense, not conventional ideologies.


 We have chosen to fight with vigor, laughter, tears, and hysteria. We are not professional attorneys, counselors, life coaches, and likely shouldn’t be called professionals at all. But we are real in every sense of the word. Take our lessons, and our opinions, and do what you will. All we ask is that you keep your eyes, heart, and minds open to the words gifted in earnest, and not the “social rules” whispered. Our advice is not horrible because it is defamed or wrong, it’s horrible because society insists upon conformity and sheep-like behavior.

Recent Blogs

Guess Who Shares in the Blame?

Starting with Russia & North Korea....Before we comment on the demented protests & terrorist attack from yesterday in the last section below, where we do place some blame where it belongs, we'll first start with an update on the Russian scandal.  I've always...

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The Millennial Disease

There is a disease that is spreading throughout the 20-something population.  It affects every waking moment of their lives, harms their relationships, and is very difficult to diagnose. Maybe you know a loved one suffering from it already, or maybe you’re suffering...

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Guide to Parenting

An Incomplete Guide to Parenting (Or All Natural Birth Control) (Part 1)   So you and your lover have decided to be parents? Congratulations, and welcome to the dark side. There are a thousand places online that you can read about the joys of parenthood and how...

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Crazy Like a Fox

Crazy Like a Fox: Some Things a Mother Never Forgets By: Donna M. Brown My mother is bat-shit crazy. I would just like to get that out of the way right now. You can take personal offense at that if you’d like, but I wouldn’t. Were the roles reversed, she’d say the...

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Show a Little Respect

Have Respect For Others, Not Just Yourself! I generally like to think that I am a pretty easy-going person, not a lot really, truly bothers me. Except for one thing…. people who have a lack of respect for other people’s time and commitments. Not much gets me as upset...

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People Worth Knowing

Marriage Counselor

Wendy may single handedly be one of the most authentically beautiful people we have ever encountered in our travels. Her heart is made of pure gold, and backed by a stellar education, she has found a way to intertwine psychology, faith, and love into an art form while working with her team of counselors to salvage the institution of marriage. Her work is commendable, exemplary, and stunning. The success rate of her marriage retreat exceeds 90%, and with just cause. She doesn’t walk the lines of “salvation or miracles” but rather teaches the process of hard work, determination, conviction, and dedication while helping reconstruct the pillars of a successful marriage. Every conversation I’ve had with the woman has made me a better human. Her story is one of triumph and fortitude, and I’ve been blessed with her presence, time and time again.

Christian Marriage Counseling


Marriage counselor

Quotes To Live By

Give what they would take from you, then every thef’s a gift.

Hold too tightly to what’s in your hands or in your chest, and the future- it won’t open.

Palm readers can’t work fists.

-Doomtree, Little Mercy

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.


The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.


Permanence, perseverance, and persistence in spite of all obstacles, discouragements, and impossibilities; It is this, that in all things distinguishes the strong soul from the weak.

-Thomas Carlyle

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